Our Story in Uruguay

A warm welcome to CowCumulus, S.A.!

So a Brit-American comes to Uruguay, he meets a Uruguayan gal by happenstance, and they fall madly in love. He becomes a Uruguayan and knows in his heart that he has “come home”. They join their families, work hard, laugh often, value the connection with nature, and envision owning and raising cows for themselves and others on the beautiful soil of Uruguay.

This is the story of this Seed Dream Coming True.

Meet the Team

A warm Uruguayan greeting from our smiling faces 😃

Simon

Englishman-American turned Uruguayan
Simon, or actually he became Simón in Uruguay, is an atmospheric scientist, an economist, and an alternative medical practitioner. Simon is in-charge of making sure the weather is a blessing for the cows. He does grounding / earthing every day in the countryside and when he passes in between two bulls, they know he is the alpha since Simon is born in May with a true Taurus astrological sign. When storms approach, Simon knows at least 3 weeks in advance, and he provides the only long-range weather service for Uruguay. So if drought is coming with 82% probability in 5 months from now, he raises the red flag and corporate decisions are made to protect the herd. As a result, CowCumulus is the only cow business in Uruguay with an extra special connection to our creator.

Alejandra

The Beauty & Brains of our Operation

The gorgeous Uruguayan gal, Alejandra, is an avid international researcher and originally was an English teacher. In connecting her native passion for cows and her making the most influential decisions for the business, we know we have a flourishing path ahead. Alejandra may occasionally choose the cows based on intuition, but her true strength is guiding the business through the cycles and writing the checks and making sure the boys don’t spend the profits on the exquisite and internationally acclaimed fine wines of Uruguay.

Chiche

The Jefe of Husbandry

Then there is Alejandra’s sister’s husband and Simón’s brutha, Alberto, who goes by his campo name of Chiche. This is the guy who turns the wheels as he seriously knows his cow poop: he is an agronomist, an engineer, and an auctioneer. He believes in conservation and he will tell you that he loves rain since it brings life to everything. He knows English, and 46 different types of weeds growing in any field in Uruguay, one weed for every year of his journey on Earth, and something so important to know in how to optimize the health of the cows in their beautiful & natural surroundings that are outside all-year-long.

Martin

Treasurer (Guy in charge of the money)

Martin is probably the best accountant south of the equator, although we have yet to certify this. Fluent in English, with somewhat of a British accent, he can mimic Simon so make sure you know who you are speaking to when you want to speak about the weather or the money. He is simply in-charge of anything that smells like a new one-hundred-dollar bill. And occasionally you will see him laughing with Chiche when they share stories of the campo.

Mariana

Mariana

In-House Real Estate Expert

Then there is Mariana, Chiche’s wife, who is a real estate connoisseur. She knows a good deal when she sees it and has the savvy of a true entrepreneur. She loves the asados that Chiche
makes in the campo.

Jose

The Chief Gaucho
There is of course José who is on horseback most of the time, even taking the occasional siesta mounted. Nobody knows how he does it, but when he is not in-charge of herding the cows, his horse takes-over. And he can command an entire army of gauchos when necessary.

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We look forward to serving you with the same qualities we infuse into CowCumulus.

Please ask us how you can be a part of our show down here, and if you want us to feed your cows in Uruguay some occasional beer to fatten them up beyond them having amazingly nourishing and clean grasses here, it might be a little more costly, but we will listen to you. Thank you.